guys i made a choose your own adventure blog

aganganiggas:

chick it outttt

http://amateurpi.tumblr.com/

gogogo

i need more people to suggest names for our protagonist before i can post the next page!

woah

im trippin

i went to go to my photobucket account but typed the url wrong

and it brought up a webpage that only said

“Congratulations. You have reached the end of the internet.” 

cleaned the fuck up

cleaned the fuck up

me as a grumpy old man who has lost most of his eyesight and ability to keep his eyes open.

oh wait i mean asian

me as a grumpy old man who has lost most of his eyesight and ability to keep his eyes open.

oh wait i mean asian

no seriously

no seriously

shaved my head

shaved my head

i dont care about all the negative shit that has happened
these are four of the most adorable pictures i’ve ever been in.

i dont care about all the negative shit that has happened

these are four of the most adorable pictures i’ve ever been in.

me right now

me right now

swagmode

swagmode

new glasses guys

new glasses guys

its difficult to pull your dick out of your pants when you have a cookie in one hand and a water bottle in the other.

i am so bored
so yeah i made this

i am so bored

so yeah i made this

guys

i want a new haircut

suggest something?